Roliga tweets

Marriage is mostly just sending each other memes while your kids destroy the house around you.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 6 augusti 2017

No one told me that 70% of parenting would be watching the same YouTube video over and over
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 10 augusti 2017

My husband just told my kids to "go see what mama is doing" so we aren't on speaking terms right now.
— And What a Mom! (@andwhatamom) 7 augusti 2017

After you've cleared your kid's untouched dinner plate and they ask for dessert: pic.twitter.com/PWQ2gsVqjz
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) 14 augusti 2017

I just found out school starts a day sooner than I thought so this must be what walking on sunshine feels like.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) 10 augusti 2017

I see you're finally sitting down for the first time since dawn, time for an impromptu, 20-minute, out-of-tune harmonica concert.

- kids
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 10 augusti 2017

This morning I started the coffee pot and forgot to add water. In case you're wondering how exhausting motherhood is.
My cup ranneth empty.
— MumMumMommy 🤦🏻‍♀️ (@tinyandtired) 8 augusti 2017

Non-parent: "There's no way anyone could be busier or more tired than I am right now."

Me: "Hold my child."
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) 4 augusti 2017