Hur slipper man "slidpruttar"?

www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/sex/a30040/12-sex-things-men-dont-care-about/

skitkul länk om saker som kvinnor oroar sig för som män struntar totalt i. Sex är sex! 

4. Any sounds your vagina may make during intercourse.
Weird sex noises are totally normal and the only way they're horrible is when you stop mid-coitus to be like, "Oh, man. That was gross." No, it wasn't. What's gross is having sex one moment and then not having sex the next just because apparently you never shoved your hand in a tube of Gak growing up. This is what happens when you shove something into something tight and wet. Air escapes violently.