Englishman struggling to adapt to Swedish home life

Actually, you absolute twat, you weren't that funny when you were trolling and you actually sound even more stupid after confessing.

Get this: you don't own women. You don't get to tell them when to smile, or how much. You don't get to tell anyone to chit chat. Women are not there for your entertainment and we smile when we fucking please - and you clearly aren't that pleasing, otherwise you'd see more smiles.

Not to mention your kettle-pot thing, there. I lived in Scotland for three years and have now been in England for five years. In Scotland people will strike up a conversation with you and make new friends after school age. The English don't. They are a lot more rude, though.

The idea/stereotype of the English is "polite, stiff upper lipped and obsessed with queueing" - that's what the English tell themselves.

If you actually have to live with the fuckers (and that goes for all age groups and social groups), you'll find that they are bloody rude, moan like it pays money and cut in lines every opportunity they get. Never got that with the Scottish. Never got that with the Welsh. Just the English and, to some degree, the Irish.

And then there's the incompetence. My colleague from Nigeria described it very well when he once said (mind you, he left Nigeria because he was sick of the corruption):

You know, PeeGee - in Nigeria, we sometimes have to bribe people to just do their job. You cannot do that in England. Because the English, they do not know HOW to do their jobs.

The most common phrase I hear in this country is "Sorry about that." which is what some poor call center employee has to tell you when their company/department/council has fucked, royally, up - yet again. Can they fix it? No. They can tell you they are sorry about it but actually fixing anything, fucked up by themselves, is above EVERYONE'S pay grade.

You were a boring troll, which is why I didn't bother. But you are even more creepy and unappealing post-reveal.