Det händer mig ofta (och med dåligt samvete) att jag trashar en tråd med snack om sex, mat, musik eller kanske Gaddafi när TS tänkt sig att tråden ska handla om något helt annat. Sidospår kan visserligen vara relevanta och rent av nödvändiga fär trådens ämne, men ibland är de just bara sidospår.
Här är tråden, där vi följer alla dessa sidospår, oavsett ämne. Alla är välkomna, det enda kravet är att du har ett sidospår... 
Jag hoppas på att de stänger ner facebook och google snart.
Kan jag skriva på min inbjudan till kalaset att damerna ska ha muskort kjol/klänning och högklackade skor? 
Eftersom det förekommer lite vapenfetishism i den här tråden tycker jag följande passar bra:
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman:
..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
..9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
..8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
..7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
..5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
..3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
..2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
Kontrar;
10 reasons shoes are better than men!
1. You can pick size!
You can try on different sizes to find the one that fits. If you, however, make a mistake, your new shoes won’t feel bad if you replace them for bigger ones. Now, if replacements are not allowed you can always give them to your sister or a best friend and feel good knowing that you’ve just made one girl very happy.
2. You can have as many as you want!
You are free to drool over the gorgeous pair you’ve just walked by without having to face the anger of the pair you are already wearing. Nobody will call you names if you have more than one pair, you won’t risk having bad reputation if people see you with new ones every day, they won’t try to kill each other and they won’t make you choose.
3. No surprises!
The chances of leaving them at home only to find them in your neighbor’s shoe closet are close to zero but even if that happens it won’t be their fault and it definitely won’t mean she’s hotter than you.
4. They come with a certificate and a money back guarantee!
With shoes, you never have to worry about getting a “wolf in sheepskin” or “seeing their true colors” because everything you need to know has already been written on the box. If they break or turn out to be worse than you have expected, you can always return them, get your money back and an apology as a bonus!
5. Shoes don't come with a "history"!
You are the first, the last and the only woman in their life. They don’t have exes, attachment issues, or skeletons in the closet. In fact, the only bad thing that might happen is realizing that they are not as comfortable as you thought they would be.
6. Shoes don't have overprotective mommies!
The person who made your shoes won’t try to lecture you how to wear or take care of them justifying that with hours of hard labor.
7. They don't complain!
Your favorite pair of sandals won’t feel the need to have “a serious talk with you” despite the fact that you haven’t touched them in a year or more. You can even wear the same pair every day and they won’t call you “ needy” or ask to give them “some space”.
8. They're easier to "break in".
You can ask your mom, sister or a best friend to do this for you. You can even take them to your shoe-repair guy and ask him to put your new babies on a machine made especially for that. And, most importantly, once you finally break them in they won’t run away to another girl’s shoe closet!
9. They are reliable!
They don’t have loser friends, they won’t embarrass you in public and they won’t change the channel in the middle of your favorite TV show. Champion’s League doesn’t mean a lot to them so you won’t have to memorize dates and times for all the big games to know whether or not you can count on them.
10. Finding the perfect match is much easier...
Some shoes complete the business look perfectly, some are great for party look and some are glamorous beyond words. When it comes to shoes, finding the perfect match doesn’t necessarily mean ONE (pair, style, color) and it definitely won’t leave you heartbroken!